Constant Quotes

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

(via knope2k14)

drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush

season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE

(via youcantrepeatthepastoldsport)

Aubrey Plaza’s acceptance speech at Young Hollywood Awards 2012 (x)

(Source: catheterbag, via youcantrepeatthepastoldsport)

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

(via youcantrepeatthepastoldsport)

queenanthai:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

IT’S FUCKING JULY

(via thatfreakyouknow)