Constant Quotes

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

(via p0tat0s)

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt being the greatest father in the history of great fathers…

(via p0tat0s)

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(Source: autogynephile, via dabiggdippa)

kobetyrant:

IM SCREAMING OVER 500 PEOPLE REPORTED HER

(via knope2k14)

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

(via youcantrepeatthepastoldsport)